Web Design with a Twist | Meet the Owner

The Fox, The Chaos Goblin, and The
Web Design Wizard

Not your average ‘about me’—let’s dive into the memes, mayhem, and web design wizardry.

I’m Sam—a Yorkshire tea-fueled hot mess and occasionally a bit sweary. A true chaos goblin at heart, I blend quirky humour, gaming, and creative mayhem to design websites that make your brand unforgettable.

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Tom #notmycat
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A Bit About Me (and the Chaos)

Born and bred in Yorkshire, I’m fuelled by tea (Yorkshire tea, naturally) and more swearing than a sailor on a Saturday night. Sometimes (only sometimes) I don’t think before I speak—and the F-bombs just fall out. If that’s not your cup of tea (pun totally intended), we might not be a great fit. 🤷‍♀️

My humour is, well, an acquired taste. If you’ve caught on by now, I love a good joke—even if they occasionally crash and burn *. If you don’t laugh at my memes or “witty banter,” we’re likely not going to vibe (or survive) this journey together. 😅

And while we’re on the subject of memes, my brain is basically a never-ending library of them—plus the occasional obscure movie reference. I get genuinely offended when people don’t respond to my “Hello there” with a “General Kenobi.” Just saying. 👀

I also have a slight obsession with succulents (my collection’s getting dangerously close to “small jungle” territory). I might talk about them more than I should, but hey—at least they don’t need constant attention. 😉🌱

Oh, and if you book a call with me, be prepared for the office assistants—my cats. Rasputin, in particular, thinks Zoom meetings are the perfect time for a full-on “I need attention” display, including but not limited to: showing off his shiny butt hole for everyone to admire. It’s just part of the package deal. 😼💥

* It was a ‘spicy’ dating site, and they wanted 3 shades of grey with red buttons. Sadly, ‘What, not 50 shades?’ fell out of my mouth without thinking while we were discussing the colour scheme.

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In a Nutshell...

I’m Sam. I create bold, memorable websites that make people stop scrolling and pay attention—not just because they look good, but because they’re built to do something. Strategy always comes first. Pretty’s a bonus (and I’ve got that part covered, too).

And I’m pretty sure I can make you laugh, too. No promises though—my jokes range from “mild chuckle” to “dad-at-a-BBQ.” 😉

Let’s Work Together

When I’m not belting out my favourite K-pop hits or cranking up a solid metal riff 🎸, I’m buried in design—crafting sites that are equal parts eye-catching and conversion-friendly.

I’m the perfect blend of creative chaos, a dash of OCD, and just enough ADHD to keep things interesting (squirrel!). That combo gives me the sweet spot between big-picture thinking and pixel-perfect execution. Your site won’t just look good—it’ll be fast, accessible, and built with your goals in mind.

When I’m not designing, you’ll probably find me gaming more than I should—mainly raiding or getting lost in a good RPG. Priorities, right?

What I’m Good at…

  • Non-Tech Speech
    All those years of working in IT support have trained me to make things less complicated. I’ll keep things simple and avoid the tech jargon, so you can actually understand what’s going on.

  • Detail-Oriented
    Thanks to my slight OCD, I spot the little things you might miss. You can trust the design will be spot-on because if it’s not, it’ll bother me more than you—and I won’t sleep until it’s perfect.

  • Keeping on Schedule
    My Grandfather always said, “If you’re not 15 minutes early, you’re late,” and that sticks with me. Whether it’s meetings or milestones, I’m usually a bit early and always on track.

  • Thinking Outside the Box
    Throw an idea my way, give me a couple of days to mull it over, and I’ll likely have found a way to make it happen—creatively, of course!

  • Keeping on Budget
    Being Yorkshire born and bred, I’m pretty good at sticking to a budget. However, if you’re asking for the moon on a stick, I might have to raincheck that request!

  • Building With Purpose
    Sure, I make things look great—but every design choice has a job to do. I focus on structure, strategy, and usability so your site isn’t just a pretty face—it’s a hard-working little beast behind the scenes.

  • Customer Support
    I genuinely love helping people, and my core clients have been with me for years. One client has been with me for almost 15 years—clearly, I must be doing something right.

What I’m Not So Good at…

  • Updating My Own Stuff
    Can you believe I’ve been putting off my own website redesign for over a year? There’s always something more urgent to do (usually work for clients).

  • Social Situations
    I’m a full-blown introvert. The first time we chat, I’ll probably be a nervous wreck and talk too fast (sorry in advance!).

  • Being an Adult
    Apparently working in my PJs until lunchtime is not how an adult should function. Honestly, adulting is overrated.

  • Words
    Words are hard! I’m not a copywriter. I can whip something up if needed, but I rely on you to share your business’s story so I can make it web-ready.

  • Not Swearing
    Seriously, I swear like a sailor. It might be because I spent a good chunk of my formative years sailing as a hobby (and most of that time was spent falling into cold water).

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A fun little way of seeing what goes on behind the *waves hand vaguely* business and dip your toe into Sam's brain.

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